merry fucken christmas heres your
PRESENT
this post from 4 years ago had less than 1000 notes yesterday. thank you all
irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who
what if when they get to whitestone and theres electricity and streetlamps and percy is inventing the first gas powered automobile and its like the 1800s in terms of technology. youve heard of percy invents the gun, now get ready for percy starts the industrial revolution!
oh i know, but i wanna see what hes done in the 7 years since inventing it
PLEASE look at this pic of a front facing moray I saw on google I have never seen a more fucked up specimen
I’ve read a lot of fan fiction where Zuko is captured. And almost always he is saved by Gaang, Sokka or himself. But is there at least one where the Fire Nation find him? The closest is one, where they find some prisoner (Zuko), but after five minutes they try to kill him.
It’s not so impossible that some patrol or squad, reconnaissance or strike, or even just a particularly lost soldier would find a captured compatriot or a prince, even if he was exiled, right? Right?
Ooo
Zuko bonding with his countrymen? Especially some common soldiers, maybe conscripts, who have been on the ground in the Earth Kingdom and Seen Some Shit™? They just want to go home, man, but they’re stuck out here until the Fire Lord says otherwise.
Zuko: *can relate*
It’s all fine while they’re scouting earth kingdom territory. But one day everyone is in high spirits, looking forward to actual beds instead of cots and to good food instead of road rations. They round the corner and see the gate. Zuko abruptly freezes in the road. This isn’t another occupied earth town it’s a full colony base. They’ve reached the border. He can’t go in.
The idea that Zuko shadows the Fire Nation/Earth Kingdom Front to undergo suicide missions to retrieve wounded soldiers, liberate POWs and deliver supplies to cut off units behind Earth Kingdom lines as well as to redistribute food and necessary building supplies that was being hoarded by greedy Top Brass to the newly “enlightened” conquered Earth Kingdom civilians is just such a Zuko thing to do.
Like Ozai is such an ego maniac that he thinks his plans are working but Azula just knows that the only reason why they’re not stuck in an endless meat grinder is because Zuko keeps fixing all the FUBAR situations that come up due to Ozai and his incompetent war council.
And on top of everything, not only are the field officers not reporting the near endless accounts of Zuko breaking the terms of Banishment, but they are activity supporting his one man mission any time they can. He may not be able to enter a fully developed colony, but there’s no rules on them going to him.
headcanon that uncle iroh was very scary so the sailors on zuko’s ship never swore around him and zuko knows no swearwords. aang, however, knows all of them and just chooses not to use them
aang: i said fuck once cause gyatso said it and all the monks got mad at him. i haven’t said it since
zuko, who has never heard a swearword before: ????
iroh like a month later, having a zuko who knows swearwords returned to him: which one of you was it? ):< sokka?
i’m wheezing
u know what,,, au where while zuko is chasing aang, aang is letting out the most creative stream of swearwords known to man and zuko just. keeps. pausing. like what is he saying?? what does he mean???? meanwhile iroh is like,,, ‘avatar aang, i don’t think you’re a good influence on my nephew’ because zuko repeated ‘monkeyfeathers’ once to ask what the fuck it means. imagine ur enemy’s uncle comes up to u mid fight to request that u stop partaking in fights with his nephew because ur a bad influence and you’re LITERALLY the avatar and do not control the rate at which zukos attempt to fight you
